Last night I lost my life in a little metal wallet in Chueca.  Be careful around there. I went to my friend’s birthday party and between her apartment and gathering a few blocks down with a large group of friends, all of my credit cards, license, student travel card, money, and phone were stolen.

At least they didn’t take my camera, metro pass, keys to the apartment, trident gum, and vaseline.

I’m going to go cry now.